Year Of The Rabbit….

28 Aug

Now I wouldn’t say I’m overly into astrological signs or the zodiac calendar, I’m not checking my horoscope daily or anything, but I do think there’s some truth to it for everyone.

I was born in 1987 which makes me the year of the rabbit. I mean I guess I’m glad I’m not the pig but couldn’t I have been a dragon or something? The year of the rabbit is described as…

People born in the Year of the Rabbit are articulate, talented, and ambitious (go on, go on). They are virtuous, reserved, and have excellent taste (like food taste or taste in clothing?). Rabbit people are admired, trusted, and are often financially lucky (when is this gonna happen?). They are fond of gossip but are tactful and generally kind (uh huh). Rabbit people seldom lose their temper (lies!). They are clever at business and being conscientious, never back out of a contract. They would make good gamblers for they have the uncanny gift of choosing the right thing. However, they seldom gamble, as they are conservative and wise (I do like the sound of being “wise”).

….I’m just gonna go ahead and agree with all of this, because it makes me sound like an awesome human being and I AM articulate, seriously.

Born on January 6th I’m also a Capricorn, not too fond of this weird goat with a fish tail symbol either but it’s described as…

The Capricorn individual is stable, hard-working, practical, methodical, and ambitious (that’s twice with this “ambitious” word, must be true), never losing sight of their goals regardless of how many obstacles are in the way. Capricorn on the outside is a cool, calm, reserved individual with powerful inner strength who possesses the innate ability to rise to the top through unflinching conviction and sheer perseverance (all the way to the TOP!). This is a rather stoic person who more than anything else enjoys power, respect, and authority, and who is willing to toe the line for as long as it takes to achieve their goals (who are you calling stoic? oh it’s a good thing? carry on). Inwardly, however, Capricorn may not be the self-confident pillar of strength that they appear to be, and when their power or authority is compromised, they may make flawed decisions that could cause everything they have worked for to go down in flames in a spectacular way (at least the flames will be spectacular, right?).

I also specifically looked up the “negative traits” of being a Capricorn and apparently I’m materialistic, am prone to mood swings, thrifty (which is just a nice way of saying cheap), insecure, a pessimist, cynical, and often self-centered.

I’ll take it all, hell who isn’t a self-centered insecure cheap pessimist these days anyway?

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