What Kind Of Cat Do You Have?

5 Sep

Really? This is probably one of the dumbest questions you could ask someone. Nope it’s THE dumbest question you could ask someone.

What kind of cat? A black one. That’s what kind. One that likes to sleep on stacks of paper and knock things off shelves. That’s what kind.

Cats don’t come in kinds like dogs do (obviously they do but nobody knows anything or even cares about cat breeds). If I told you my cat was a Cymric would this even mean anything to you? Of course not, so don’t ask me what kind of cat I have or you’ll force me to walk away and never speak to you again.

He’s not one of those freaky hairless ones that looks like a big rat, that would have been something to mention, he’s just a regular cat. Obviously.

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